Way too long since I have done one of these posts. Perhaps I am increasingly oblivious to my surroundings? Nonetheless, in recent mornings:

world record most people spreading spread on bread simultaneously

I didn’t stick around to ascertain: 1. what spread | 2. how many people showed up to spread the spread | 3. if they broke the spreading record

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please inform us if you are allergic to any allergies

I think I’m allergic to wine allergies.