try the veal and don’t forget to tip your waitress

For the past couple of weeks, I’d noticed the posters below scattered around the gym, but had not paid them terribly much attention, other than to shudder at the use of the most hideously, revoltingly, grotesque font in the history of mankind and to briefly roll my eyes at the clip art – all very 1995.

It was only today, when I was idly considering whether I should participate and took a closer look, that I noticed what all of you have probably noticed, and realised that, yes, I could definitely be competitive in one event …

The Stationery Bike!

Boom Tish!

Thanks folks, I’ll be here all week!


2 thoughts on “try the veal and don’t forget to tip your waitress

  1. TC, I suspect this is probably the pinnacle of my comedy stylings. And that would probably be no bad thing!

    You’d think it would be easy to make a bike from office supplies, but if you’re me you’d be mistaken. What a bike looks like in Real Life and what it looks like in my head (before I had to consult a photo) are poles apart.

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