Cellobella tagged me many many many days ago and I’d really like to say it has taken me this long because I was crafting a very witty and measured response, but sadly, it is more old-lady style forgetfulness.

So, why do I blog? Because:

1. I want to make everyone on the internets totally envious of my jetsetting and fabulously glamorous lifestyle
2. people can be so very annoying and I need to vent somewhere
3. all the cool kids are doing it
4. writing about the minutiae of my life helps my old-lady self remember when things happened.
5. it makes Don laugh

And I am tagging hazelblackberry, who will now mutter mean things about me under her breath.

title courtesy of the millions of error messages I received when attempting to post this.