Mrs Hardly: I had the C-64 out on the weekend and we played a few
rousing games of bobble bubble, barbie, hover bovver and cricket with
the babies.
Prof: Why don’t you buy them a typewriter.
Mrs H: Why would I want to buy them a typewriter?
Prof: Because if you are going to let them use such obsolete
technology, you may as well go back to the typewriter, or why not get
them fountain pens and blotters?
Mrs H: Professor, you are dead to me. Dead.