The award for the oddest use of inverted commas I’ve spotted in a while goes to The Sydney Morning Herald of yesterday for the headline:

Baby ‘survives’ Peru crash in mother’s arms.

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This is just plain scary.

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I’ve discovered that Dencorub Heat Gel leaves a rather spectacular rash on my neck and shoulder. As a bonus, it also removes skin! On the upside, my soreness has dissipated somewhat, I’m rather tender on waking, but I think that is due to the imbalance in the Hardly bed – which, thankfully, will be rebalanced in another week for a short while.

*Not my emphasis.