If I was the type of person who downloaded “stuff” from the internet, I might have spent the last week downloading the first season of deadwood and space 1999 (so that the residents of the hardly haus have something to watch during those bleak times when the offerings on teev are crap – which is pretty much all of the time), but of course, I am so *not* that type of person – because that would be bad and very, very wrong.