Rage is showing episodes of Countdown. God help us all, God help the rest of the hardly haus in particular, for I was dancing around and singing along to Wham Rap.

Interestingly, Kylie is co-hosting the 1987 episode (thankfully I had outgrown Countdown at that point) – her ocker accent is both amazing and atrocious! The terrifying thing about this is that I am fairly certain that at that time my accent was not entirely dissimilar – thankfully we both seem to have outgrown it.