We are tearing our hair out trying to prep for “what do you do outside work?” style questions for Fenton’s ungodly hour interview tomorrow morning.
Because they will no doubt ask those questions in an attempt to put him at ease – which will have the exact opposite effect. “I sit on my arse in front of the computer” will just not cut it – especially with an ex-SoullessPalaceOfEvil partner. Partner types tend to go for yachting and golf and rugby and such – ewwwwwwwwwwwww.
So we’re trying to invent some interesting and, more importantly, plausible pastimes – so far rather unsuccessfully!
Add to my list of unsettling television commercials: the KY warming gel advert.