It’s indeed fortunate that I’m trying to restrict myself from buying more *stuff*, else these beauties would now be resident in ThePalace(OfLove).

Don was mildly terrified watching me test them out while we were visiting decathlon to suss out exercise bikes. It’s been maybe 18 years (yikes – seems about 5) since I was last on skates – given my wobbling he was probably somewhat justified in his concerns.