Scene: SML, today around 4:30pm.
Bobs “What are you up to this evening?”
Me: “I’m watching the footy” **
Bobs: “But aren’t your husband and son in Melbourne?”
Me: “You know, I am capable of watching sport without a man around.”
** As it turns out, I probably should have chosen another option – the ducks played dreadfully and lost rather badly!