We have a delightful new favourite saying here in the Donandcarol haus, which was inspired by:
“Like boat shoe soles on a moccasin, This Is A Travesty!”
And variations of same:
“You think that’s a travesty, it doesn’t even compare to boat shoe soles on a moccasin”.
“That’s so very boat-shoe-soles-on-a-moccasin”.
“Boat Shoe Soles On A Moccasin (Batman)!”
Or the reductionist, “BSSOAM!”