The image above is a result of my paranoia that those in the workplace may search for The Procedure in an effort to locate the blog, as they have suggested they might.
We have whiteness, it looks very nice, even sparkly.
However, after starting off as a complete doddle, by the end The Procedure was agonising and afterward was worse than agonising. I cannot recall ever experiencing such pain (says she who has given birth completely drug-free three times). I am not convinced that it was entirely worth the pain (ask me when my laser-burned bottom lip stops hurting), but hey, I am sparkly.