While talking to my geeky pal at the Land of Freaks, Acronyms & Meetings yesterday about this and that when I learned that he hides certain types of purchases from his wife … “If she knew how many computer games I own, she’d kill me”.

As I have written before, I find it impossible to fathom the whole hiding-things-from-your-significant-other. Sure, I can understand hiding things when they are a gift for the significant other, but this is hiding stuff that is yours.

From a simply practical perspective, where would you hide said “things”?
How would you ensure that your “things” would not be discovered?
How could you not re-live the glory of the hunt by showing off your trophies (surely, that is one of the best parts)?