yes i have one of those.

someone who falls from her loft bed at 11am, hurts her leg & decides to text message me about it (which i don’t get because my phone is not with me). someone who is in extreme pain but refuses to put ice on the sore leg or to take any pain killers for the pain. someone who i have to drag off to the hospital as soon as i arrive home because her leg looks like it has a smallish purple football on it.

three hours, a couple of xrays & a pair of crutches later & we are home.

not broken, but very bruised & walking is out for a couple of days.