i hate it when i have run out of blogs to read – i know there are loads more i would delight in out there, somewhere (but it is rather difficult to find the gems amid the teen angst & other assorted dross).
i happened upon Andrew G’s blog today, which caused me considerable hilarity – mostly due to an awfully amusing anecdote from sophialoren (who will now be re-named Elaine – because of her many similarities to the seinfeld character) – apparently the old Andy is a bit of a ladies man and if one should happen to, you know, be in a position to indulge in some horizontal folk dancing with the G-man, one must abide by “the G-man’s 8 rules” (i suspect rules is mentally spelled with a z in this instance).
Sadly, many of the ruleZ have been lost in the countless re-tellings of the tale – however the 3 ruleZ that i am aware of are:
- The liaison will be for one night only
- There will be no phone calls or any form of contact after the conclusion of the liaison
- It is essential that you slurp on his bits
we like to think that one of the ruleZ is that you are not permitted to mess with the G-hair.
here in the hardly house we can’t look at him in quite the same way any more.