Thanks to Pizza Hut, we are the proud owners of The Sims 2 and being the wonderful mummy that I am, I have sacrificed my computer so that my offspring may enjoy it (because no other computer in the house can handle it). It is excellent material for homework bribery – bwahahahaha.

Thus, once again, updates will be sporadic (thank you kindly to all seven of my readers for sticking with me).