ran next door to the atm to grab some $ for nancy – i was a little nonplussed because the machine spat out a receipt first (for a horrible moment i thought it might have been an “unsufficient funds” message, but i knew i *had* sufficent funds). i scanned the receipt for messages of horror. i *was* rewarded with a message of horror – although it wasn’t for me. for some reason only known to the machine, it held onto the receipt for the previous user who had a balance of fifty seven thousand dollars.

i rather wished it was my receipt after that!