Scorpio!

He’ll sting you with his dreams of power and wealth.

Beware of Scorpio!

His twisted twin obsessions are his plot to rule the world

And his employees’ health.

He’ll welcome you into his lair,

Like the nobleman welcomes his guest.

With free dental care and a stock plan that helps you invest!

But beware of his generous pensions,

Plus three weeks paid vacation each year,

And on Fridays the lunchroom serves hot dogs and burgers and beer!

He loves German beer!

I never thought I would ever say that I have had Simpsons overload, but sadly, with Channel 10’s 2+ episodes a day, I am finding myself somewhat less enthusiastic. But not tonight!! Its the Hank Scorpio episode! hurrah!